{"product_id":"fueled-by-crystals-coffee-candle","title":"Fueled By Coffee, Crystals Candle","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1386\" data-start=\"1332\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1386\" data-start=\"1332\"\u003eFueled By Coffee, Crystals, \u0026amp; Good Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1460\" data-start=\"1388\"\u003eSometimes life calls for questionable choices… and a really good candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1719\" data-start=\"1462\"\u003eThis candle is the perfect mix of humor and fragrance. 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