{"title":"Twisted Friends \u0026 Family Candles","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eNot all relationships are sunshine and roses… some are pure chaos. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eTwisted Friends \u0026amp; Family Candle Collection by Twisted Jades\u003c\/strong\u003e — a hilariously dark and sarcastic line of candles inspired by the people who test our patience, steal our snacks, and somehow still hold a place in our hearts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eThese candles are perfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Your best friend who thrives on chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"757\"\u003e• The sibling who knows all your secrets\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e• The coworker who survives on coffee and sarcasm\u003cbr data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"852\"\u003e• The family member who always brings the drama\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e• Or yourself… because dealing with people is exhausting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3769\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3769\"\u003eSome friends are supportive.\u003cbr data-start=\"3694\" data-end=\"3697\"\u003eSome family members are chaotic.\u003cbr data-start=\"3729\" data-end=\"3732\"\u003eThis candle collection is for both.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"in-memory-of-my-patience-candle","title":"In Memory Of My Patience Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"315\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eIn Memory of My Patience, Gone Too Soon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eA candle dedicated to the patience you once had… before people tested it one too many times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eLight this candle as a small memorial for your last nerve. 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For optimal performance, always allow the entire top layer to fully liquefy during the first burn to prevent tunneling. 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